# S Your Pants: Pint Size

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Podcast: [The Socially Distant Sports Bar](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-socially-distant-sports-bar-1223016)
Published: 2026-07-04T23:25:00+00:00
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## Resource

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.  We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits. If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days. This is from You're On Drugs, Old Man 🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERT We’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more! If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇 🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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