# Ep 3602: England Stagger On, Cable of God, Haaland Loses Oars, Whatever! - 12/07/26

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Podcast: [The Second Captains Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-second-captains-podcast-2501702)
Published: 2026-07-12T02:54:04+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3782

## Resource

England will wake up on Sunday morning with a hangover and a place in the semi-finals of the World Cup. The once maligned Jude Bellingham again rescued this English team before becoming embroiled in a bizarre post-match back and forth with his manager via the medium of ITV. We chat to Lars about the view from Oslo (well, Dallas) and discuss TV cable interference, and the hooking of Rice and Haaland. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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