# Every Garden Gnome Explodes Differently | SCP-5556

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Podcast: [The SCP Experience](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-scp-experience-3703726)
Published: 2026-05-18T17:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

A Foundation Mobile Task Force vs. four foul-mouthed anomalous gnomes. What could possibly go wrong? Meet SCP-5556—where the safe word is 'avocado,' the game is 'Scrappy Pap,' and a single bite of a snack can vaporize a hundred-mile radius. Delta-9's worst day on the job starts now. This story is derived from ⁠The SCP Foundation Database⁠ and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0.⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Listen ad-free + bonus stories with a 7-day FREE trial of⁠ ⁠SCP Premium⁠⁠. Cancel anytime. No commitment. ⁠⁠⁠ Author: Jake Bible * * * CONTENT DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content not limited to intense themes, strong language, and depictions of violence intended for adults. Parental guidance is strongly advised for children under the age of 18. Listener discretion is advised. #thescpexperience #scp #scpfoundation #scpencounters #securecontainprotect #scpstories Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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