# THEY SHOULD LOCK YOUR ASS UP FOR LIFE THERE BUDDY: HOUR TWO Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-rise-guys-podcast-504652/they-should-lock-your-ass-up-for-life-there-buddy-hour-two Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-rise-guys-podcast-504652/they-should-lock-your-ass-up-for-life-there-buddy-hour-two.md Podcast: [The Rise Guys Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-rise-guys-podcast-504652) Published: 2026-05-15T14:01:00+00:00 Episode link: https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%3A%2F%2Frss.amperwave.net%2Fv2%2Fepisode%2F8384213_2026-05-15-122113 Audio file: https://serve.castfire.com/audio/8384213/8384213_2026-05-15-122113.128.mp3?rssID=4470 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-rise-guys-podcast-504652/episodes/they-should-lock-your-ass-up-for-life-there-buddy-hour-two Duration seconds: 2413 ## Resource The most hated man in America isn’t a politician, but the asshole that threw the rock at the seal in Hawaii for no reason Did you know Congress decides what music goes into the “cannon” for future use? Some of these picks don’t make no damn sense Headlines ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-rise-guys-podcast-504652/episodes/they-should-lock-your-ass-up-for-life-there-buddy-hour-two/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-rise-guys-podcast-504652/they-should-lock-your-ass-up-for-life-there-buddy-hour-two.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.