# HELP, I’M DATING OL BALD EAGLE JONES HERE: HOUR TWO

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Podcast: [The Rise Guys Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-rise-guys-podcast-504652)
Published: 2026-06-23T14:01:00+00:00
Episode link: https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%3A%2F%2Frss.amperwave.net%2Fv2%2Fepisode%2F8470114_2026-06-23-125714
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Duration seconds: 2274

## Resource

Kelly is on for Open Phones and she has an issue with her new boyfriend, he’s bald, the issue is tho… he choses to be bald, she don’t like it Open Phones also brings us Greg, who says that Kelly should be careful, there might be a reason why he’s bald

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