# Walmart Red, White and Blew It! G.I. Joe Classified Collectors Just Got Booted from Duke’s 250th Birthday Party

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Podcast: [The Reluctant Adult Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-reluctant-adult-podcast-1191855)
Published: 2026-05-11T11:00:00+00:00
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