# Kroger, King Von, and a Guardian Angel

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Podcast: [The Really Very Crunchy Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-really-very-crunchy-podcast-6892105)
Published: 2026-04-03T10:00:00+00:00
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Episode Description Emily recounts a series of bizarre Kroger encounters, including a possible run-in with King Von’s son, a woman who actively avoids her mid-aisle, and mounting evidence that Jason might be protected by a guardian angel. Just another completely normal trip to the grocery store. Sponsor - EarthRunners We absolutely LOVE our EarthRunners in the Morrow household. Head over to https://www.earthrunners.com and use code RVC to get 10% off at checkout. Musicbed License: MB0126JG8ZPLX8M Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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