# Episode 657: Irritated My Whole Existence w/ Van (Love Island UK/US)

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Podcast: [The Reality Is](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-reality-is-2286591)
Published: 2026-07-09T00:37:19+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therealityispod/episodes/Episode-657-Irritated-My-Whole-Existence-w-Van-Love-Island-UKUS-e3lrd0q
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Duration seconds: 4743

## Resource

Van, host of @bestweekeverpodcast, is back to have a banga chat about Love Islands UK and US! Listen to Van's pod and subscribe to her Patreon! Patreon $10/m For Ad-free and Video Episodes: Patreon.com/TheRealityIsPod

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