# You can trust us, we're professionals ... 'ya know

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Podcast: [The Raven Effect](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-raven-effect-498114)
Published: 2026-02-02T04:59:10+00:00
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This week we learn where on a scale of 1 to 10 where swell comes into play; Feeney tells the 'greatest story of shoplifting' while Rich couldn't care less and contemplates what he'd be like as a loss prevention officer; The top ten sluttiest professions, and the order is unexpected; How long can Feeney go without vaping? It's kinda like the Tootsie Roll Pop question, the world may never know; What is the proper etiquette for a guy going into a swinger's club solo? Fanmail, and of course, all the usual perversions. Purchase the Blu-Ray Raven's documentary: https://vinegarsyndrome.com/products/nevermore-the-raven-effectOr watch it online on Gathr: https://gathr.com/vod/ec0e2fb0/nevermore-the-raven-effectThe show now has a Facebook page, so go CHECK IT OUTFollow the guys on social mediaRaven - @theRavenEffectFeeney - @jffeeney3rdBuy yourself some Raven shirts: https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/ravenOr even some Feeney shirts: https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/ccwithjoefeeneyHave Raven say things that you want him to say, either for yourself or for someone you want to talk big-game shit to by going to http://www.cameo.com/ravenprime1Sign up for Patreon by going to http://www.patreon.com/TheRavenEffect it's only $5 a month! Get extra content AND watch the show!

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