# Episode 222 - How to PLAY Warhammer FortyKAY

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Podcast: [The Poorhammer Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-poorhammer-podcast-5977647)
Published: 2026-06-30T00:32:00+00:00
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MERCH: https://orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/poorhammer PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/SolelySingleton This is a message for future Berilio: Don't forget to get back here and fix this description with an actual one when you are rested. This is an important episode for new players and should have a proper, not confusing, made with good humor, full of information and free of spelling mistakes, description. If this gets published you will be made fun of by the patrons (again) and Brad and Eric will shout at you (with good reason). SO DON'T FORGET. This description is not final! SHOW LINKS: Brad's Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/drruler.bsky.social Eric's Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/onekuosora.bsky.social 00:00 Hello and Welcome 00:30 Early Alright Audio Audience 03:43 Preambule (the fancier word for Further Ado) 04:56 What Do You Need? 09:25 The Armies we Have 10:28 A Datasheet 10:58 GAME STARTS - Space Marines on the Move 12:27 Turn 1 - Space Marines Shoot 16:36 Turn 1 - Orks Try to Save Against the Marines Shooting 20:08 Orks Turn 1 - Command Phase 20:38 Orks Turn 1 - Movement Phase 21:18 The Space Marines Use a Strat! 24:37 The Weirdboy Shoots! 27:13 The Rest of the Boys Start Shooting! 30:23 Time for the Ork Charge! 33:39 The Weirdboy Fights First 36:47 The Space Marines Swing Back 39:49 Space Marines Turn 2 - Command Phase 42:41 ITS THE LAND SPEEDER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR 43:04 Space Marines Movement Phase 46:06 Turn 2 - Space Marines Shooting Phase 50:23 Weirdboy Deadly Demises 51:55 Orks Turn 2 - Command Phase 52:19 Orks Turn 2 - Movement Phase 52:55 Orks Turn 2 - Shoot Phase 56:03 Last Minute Tips 59:28 I'm Sorry for our Patron Names 01:03:51 Alright Audio Audience Contact Information: You can interact with Solely Singleton…

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