# A Funny Thing Happened On The Way Past The Moon (We Didn't Go)

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Podcast: [The Paranormies](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-paranormies-5454501)
Published: 2026-05-04T01:31:15+00:00
Episode link: https://rss.com/podcasts/the-paranormies/2790887
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## Resource

The return of Alt Skull brings another moon episode. Or rather, another FAKE and GAY moon mission episode. We know the Artemis thing was a couple weeks ago, but hey, we didn't talk about it yet. Johnny and Skull discuss the many weird and funny anomalies surrounding the TOTALLY REAL AND NOT FAKE AT ALL, Artemis II moon "misson", where they went around the moon, but never landed...like we supposedly did in the late 60's and 70's Anyway, get /comfy/ and let's "go to the moon"...again. Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull Creepypasta: Staring Doll, read by Reinhardt (RIP)

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