# Humanity is Screwed

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Podcast: [The Notorious Scoundrels - A Star Wars Legion Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-notorious-scoundrels-a-star-wars-legion-podcast-487638)
Published: 2026-02-14T19:36:52+00:00
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Duration seconds: 8222

## Resource

Mike and Evan chat up some recent winning lists and discuss the latest round up of legion stats. Also, Evan goes on a long rant about a bodily function, Mike laments the Patriots loss, and we dig C3-LP out of the trash can though we probably should have left him there. 00:00 Intro, Contest Winners, Super Bowl Talk, and also ?Potty Talk? 17:30 A Brief Rehash of Riot Control Squad 29:00 High Performing List Roundup 1:30:00 Stats Analysis 02:03:00 C3-LP Contest winners please email your address to docvelo@thefifthtrooper.com ! We are now sponsored by: Legion Terrain: Check out the terrain they sent me at https://www.legionterrain.com/collections/ice-planet Game Toppers: Making industrial-quality gaming-focused toppers that turn any table into a gamer's haven. Check them out at https://gametoppersllc.com/game-toppers/ and use promo code TFT15 at checkout for 15% off their next order of Game Mats or other accessories (items already on our clearance page or Toppers are excluded)!

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