# Taylor Swift's Bad Moves, SJP's Commencement Speech Flatline, and Garth Brooks' Dirty Secret

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Podcast: [The Nerve with Maureen Callahan](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-nerve-with-maureen-callahan-7297317)
Published: 2026-06-16T11:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Maureen Callahan goes all in on Sarah Jessica Parker’s recent commencement speech at Northwestern University. From her lackluster advice, to her self-inflated anecdotes, and overall inability to be relatable, Maureen rips apart the 23-minute address that delivered nothing of substance. She then reads Troublemaker feedback, including an extremely disturbing incident involving Garth Brooks, Madonna’s new Grindr advertisements and a story about Christian Slater. Later in the show, Maureen slams Taylor Swift’s Songwriters Hall of Fame induction, including her elongated speech, hideous dance moves, and more. Wild Alaskan Company: Get $35 off your first box of wild-caught, sustainable seafood—delivered right to your door. Go to: https://www.wildalaskan.com/NERVE OneSkin: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NERVE at https://www.oneskin.co/NERVE #oneskinpod #ad Quince: Refresh your wardrobe with timeless, high-quality pieces from Quince—go to https://Quince.com/nerve for free shipping and 365-day returns! LIKE & SUBSCRIBE for new videos every day: https://bit.ly/4e8j7ml Watch full clips of The Nerve with Maureen Callahan here: http://bit.ly/4n7HuV9 Find the full audio show wherever you get your podcasts: Apple — https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Spotify — https://open.spotify.com/show/4kR07GQ... Follow The Nerve with Maureen Callahan on all social platforms: Instagram: / thenerveshow TikTok: / thenerveshow X (Twitter): https://x.com/TheNerveShow Connect with Maureen Callahan on social media: Instagram: / maureen_callahan_writer X (Twitter): https://x.com/DM_Maureen_ Subscribe to our Substack: https://thenerveshow.com/

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