# Weirdest Bathroom Conversation

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Podcast: [The Ned & Josh Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-ned-josh-podcast-6711520)
Published: 2026-05-24T22:06:38+00:00
Episode link: https://nedandjosh.podbean.com/e/weirdest-bathroom-conversation/
Audio file: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/pbaegrkkrppgyrts/To_Clear_Monb3qbg.mp3
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Duration seconds: 1744

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The structural genius of a dog's nose, specifically the ridge that creates a snot delivery tunnel, was always there; we just weren't paying attention. This episode also makes time for the inflatable furniture era of the 1990s, which was physically dangerous and spiritually freeing, and for the charity auction experience category, where the corporate box to see Bruno Mars turns out to be very much purchasable by money, just at a significant markup. Grocery substitution logic gets stress-tested at the sugar-free lemonade intersection, teenage boys are identified as a generation that has permanently lost their 30-minute grocery window, and the idea of paying $9 million for lunch with Warren Buffett and Steph Curry is broken down into fractions of a cent. Also: Outlook wants a quick survey, and Joey Chestnut has lawyers involved.Find us on Instagram @nedandjosh

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