# We Nearly Stole Someone’s Cat

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Podcast: [The Ned & Josh Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-ned-josh-podcast-6711520)
Published: 2026-06-16T19:30:00+00:00
Episode link: https://nedandjosh.podbean.com/e/we-nearly-stole-someone-s-cat/
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Duration seconds: 1460

## Resource

Josh recounts a near-disaster involving a stray cat, his partner, and some very questionable advice given while half asleep. The conversation then shifts to Indiana Jones and a quick look at just how violent the franchise really is, before landing on the bizarre real history of Ötzi the prehistoric ice mummy. There's also a check-in on the current "ebb and flow" of Ned's relationship with his American Staffordshire. There's a worm-themed relationship thought exercise, plus a hot air balloon trust test that gets surprisingly deep.Find us on Instagram @nedandjosh

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