# Killing Your Desk Plant and Feeling Nothing

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Podcast: [The Ned & Josh Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-ned-josh-podcast-6711520)
Published: 2026-06-02T19:30:00+00:00
Episode link: https://nedandjosh.podbean.com/e/killing-your-desk-plant-and-feeling-nothing/
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If you live in a Scandinavian country and you're wondering what the ACT's public holiday situation looks like, this episode is practically a tourism brochure. Sardine maxing promises great skin but guaranteed social isolation, and someone in this podcast is prepared to argue that the Amish are living their best life off-grid. The Boaty McBoatface naming saga gets a proper post-mortem, Ned manages the office milk fridge so well he briefly considered a career change, and Captain Feathersword is apparently now being ranked in attractiveness brackets. A desk plant died and its owner is not seeking condolences.Find us on Instagram @nedandjosh

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