# Weed Breathalyzer and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-15-26

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Podcast: [The Morning Blitz](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230)
Published: 2026-04-15T14:37:09+00:00
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Duration seconds: 5255

## Resource

Is it wrong to punish a first grader for saying 'I Love You' to a girl in class? Memo to people who smoke and drive: The weed breathalyzer is coming Tell us your neighborhood pet peeve We found out Kelly once tried to outrun the police when she in college Why is it, the older you get, the more things irritate you?

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