# Ozempic Divorce and a Penis Parade - The Morning Blitz 4-7-26

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Podcast: [The Morning Blitz](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230)
Published: 2026-04-07T13:59:59+00:00
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One third of people 18-34 years old now live with their parents If you were named after where you were conceived, what would your name be? Tell us the farthest you traveled for a specific food More and more divorce is being caused by Ozempic weight loss A massive penis parade just took place in Japan

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