# Gargoyle Butts and Healthy Butts - The Morning Blitz 5-19-26

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Podcast: [The Morning Blitz](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230)
Published: 2026-05-19T13:47:05+00:00
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## Resource

If you could freeze time, would you do anything illegal? Spanish gargoyles have drain poles sticking out of their butts A man's butt indicates how healthy he is Tell us the strange reason that caused you to have a car accident Google translations don't always come out right

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