# Emotional Support Dragon and Matt Hates Us - The Morning Blitz 6-30-26

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Podcast: [The Morning Blitz](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230)
Published: 2026-06-30T13:51:16+00:00
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A kid came out of surgery and could still play a helluva guitar solo Going to a strip club is one thing, Craigslist strippers are something else Matt texted in to tell us why he hates each one of us A man can't do his community service without his emotional support bearded dragon What is the most unique wedding you have been to?

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