# Dating For Benefits and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-24-26

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Podcast: [The Morning Blitz](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230)
Published: 2026-06-24T13:54:59+00:00
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## Resource

Is it okay for a police officer to ask someone out on a date while on duty in uniform? Tell us who you dated just for a benefit that came from their job, fame, etc? We give you 6 life bonuses to choose from, you tell us which one you would pick and why Seattle LimeBikes are not getting cleaned during the World Cup and things are getting messy Twinkies and other Hostess products are disappearing from convenient stores

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