# A Great Poopy Career and the Mythical Coin Of Destiny - The Morning Blitz 4-17-26 Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/a-great-poopy-career-and-the-mythical-coin-of-destiny-the-morning-blitz-4-17-26 Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/a-great-poopy-career-and-the-mythical-coin-of-destiny-the-morning-blitz-4-17-26.md Podcast: [The Morning Blitz](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230) Published: 2026-04-17T14:04:02+00:00 Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-great-poopy-career-and-the-mythical-coin-of-destiny-the-morning-blitz-4-17-26--71408884 Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71408884/the_morning_blitz_4_17_26.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-morning-blitz-6702230/episodes/a-great-poopy-career-and-the-mythical-coin-of-destiny-the-morning-blitz-4-17-26 Duration seconds: 4851 ## Resource A waitress completely snapped at a Waffle House...have you ever snapped at work? You can make $180,000 per year by simply pooping a few times a week Learn your fate with the Magical Coin of Destiny The folks from Magnolia Thunderpussy stop by for Record Store Day You can have a better figure if you would just get your ribs shaved down ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-morning-blitz-6702230/episodes/a-great-poopy-career-and-the-mythical-coin-of-destiny-the-morning-blitz-4-17-26/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/a-great-poopy-career-and-the-mythical-coin-of-destiny-the-morning-blitz-4-17-26.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.