# The Morning Blitz

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Official site: https://theblitz.com
Author: North American Broadcasting Co. Inc.
Episodes: 779

## Resource

The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

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## Episodes
- [One Bar Of Soap and a Timing Challenge - The Morning Blitz 7-31-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/one-bar-of-soap-and-a-timing-challenge-the-morning-blitz-7-31-26) — 2026-07-31T13:53:15+00:00
- [Pig Dick Dinner and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 7-30-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/pig-dick-dinner-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-7-30-26) — 2026-07-30T14:03:00+00:00
- [Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-29-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/blitz-therapy-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-7-29-26) — 2026-07-29T13:53:49+00:00
- [Your Odd Skill  and the Worst Mosh Pit - The Morning Blitz 7-28-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/your-odd-skill-and-the-worst-mosh-pit-the-morning-blitz-7-28-26) — 2026-07-28T13:59:46+00:00
- [Mint Chill Dude Wipes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-27-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/mint-chill-dude-wipes-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-7-27-26) — 2026-07-27T13:49:02+00:00
- [Christmas In July - The Morning Blitz 7-24-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/christmas-in-july-the-morning-blitz-7-24-26) — 2026-07-24T14:02:48+00:00
- [Ride The Lie and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 7-23-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/ride-the-lie-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-7-23-26) — 2026-07-23T13:47:24+00:00
- [A.I. Radio and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-22-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/a-i-radio-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-7-22-26) — 2026-07-22T13:50:08+00:00
- [Naked On A Train and Pokemon Sex Toys - The Morning Blitz 7-21-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/naked-on-a-train-and-pokemon-sex-toys-the-morning-blitz-7-21-26) — 2026-07-21T13:54:54+00:00
- [Family Secrets and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-20-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/family-secrets-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-7-20-26) — 2026-07-20T13:47:15+00:00
- [Shaving Someone Else and Fesshole - The Morning Blitz 7-15-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/shaving-someone-else-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-7-15-26) — 2026-07-15T13:53:15+00:00
- [Demolition Derbies and Old People Phrases - The Morning Blitz 7-14-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/demolition-derbies-and-old-people-phrases-the-morning-blitz-7-14-26) — 2026-07-14T13:57:41+00:00
- [Well Ain't That Some Ish and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-13-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/well-ain-t-that-some-ish-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-7-13-26) — 2026-07-13T14:21:20+00:00
- [Mexican Batman and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-1-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/mexican-batman-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-7-1-26) — 2026-07-01T13:49:21+00:00
- [Emotional Support Dragon and Matt Hates Us - The Morning Blitz 6-30-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/emotional-support-dragon-and-matt-hates-us-the-morning-blitz-6-30-26) — 2026-06-30T13:51:16+00:00
- [Stop Pooping In Public and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-29-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/stop-pooping-in-public-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-6-29-26) — 2026-06-29T13:49:09+00:00
- [Birds On Guitar and Family Feud - The Morning Blitz 6-26-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/birds-on-guitar-and-family-feud-the-morning-blitz-6-26-26) — 2026-06-26T13:54:15+00:00
- [Junk Drawers and Butt Plugs - The Morning Blitz 6-25-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/junk-drawers-and-butt-plugs-the-morning-blitz-6-25-26) — 2026-06-25T13:47:12+00:00
- [Dating For Benefits and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-24-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/dating-for-benefits-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-6-24-26) — 2026-06-24T13:54:59+00:00
- [Sonic Temple 2027 and Arby's Herpes - The Morning Blitz 6-23-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/sonic-temple-2027-and-arby-s-herpes-the-morning-blitz-6-23-26) — 2026-06-23T13:47:46+00:00
- [Fictional Band Hits and Honeymoon Fights - The Morning Blitz 6-19-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/fictional-band-hits-and-honeymoon-fights-the-morning-blitz-6-19-26) — 2026-06-19T14:02:40+00:00
- [Sex Survey Results and Goblintimacy - The Morning Blitz 6-18-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/sex-survey-results-and-goblintimacy-the-morning-blitz-6-18-26) — 2026-06-18T13:57:09+00:00
- [Bye Bye California and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-17-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/bye-bye-california-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-6-17-26) — 2026-06-17T13:55:44+00:00
- [Muse Clues and Lesbian Nuns - The Morning Blitz 6-16-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/muse-clues-and-lesbian-nuns-the-morning-blitz-6-16-26) — 2026-06-16T13:55:49+00:00
- [A 4 Ton Potato and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-15-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/a-4-ton-potato-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-6-15-26) — 2026-06-15T13:48:59+00:00
- [Tan Maxxing and Bird Riffs - The Morning Blitz 6-12-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/tan-maxxing-and-bird-riffs-the-morning-blitz-6-12-26) — 2026-06-12T13:49:03+00:00
- [F My Life and Don't Blow It For Everyone - The Morning Blitz 6-11-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/f-my-life-and-don-t-blow-it-for-everyone-the-morning-blitz-6-11-26) — 2026-06-11T13:48:03+00:00
- [Good Nut and Blitz Therapy - The Morning Blitz 6-10-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/good-nut-and-blitz-therapy-the-morning-blitz-6-10-26) — 2026-06-10T13:49:56+00:00
- [Practice Dating and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 6-9-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/practice-dating-and-taste-test-tuesday-the-morning-blitz-6-9-26) — 2026-06-09T13:49:48+00:00
- [Misheard Lyrics and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-8-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/misheard-lyrics-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-6-8-26) — 2026-06-08T13:49:37+00:00
- [The Grove City Mafia and Wake N Bake Trivia - The Morning Blitz 6-5-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/the-grove-city-mafia-and-wake-n-bake-trivia-the-morning-blitz-6-5-26) — 2026-06-05T13:52:42+00:00
- [Sperm Maxxing and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 6-4-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/sperm-maxxing-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-6-4-26) — 2026-06-04T13:50:43+00:00
- [Breaking Up With A Witch and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-3-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/breaking-up-with-a-witch-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-6-3-26) — 2026-06-03T14:09:41+00:00
- [Highway To Hell and Yearbook Drama - The Morning Blitz 6-2-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/highway-to-hell-and-yearbook-drama-the-morning-blitz-6-2-26) — 2026-06-02T13:56:59+00:00
- [Let A Bitch Be and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 6-1-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/let-a-bitch-be-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-6-1-26) — 2026-06-01T13:54:01+00:00
- [Man Cereal and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-28-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/man-cereal-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-5-28-26) — 2026-05-28T13:47:37+00:00
- [Single Life Luxuries and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-27-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/single-life-luxuries-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-5-27-26) — 2026-05-27T14:11:29+00:00
- [Austism Test and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-26-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/austism-test-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-5-26-26) — 2026-05-26T13:49:06+00:00
- [Worst Punishment and Misspelled Words - The Morning Blitz 5-22-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/worst-punishment-and-misspelled-words-the-morning-blitz-5-22-26) — 2026-05-22T13:48:35+00:00
- [Bare Feet and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-21-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/bare-feet-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-5-21-26) — 2026-05-21T13:50:38+00:00
- [Sports Injuries and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-20-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/sports-injuries-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-5-20-26) — 2026-05-20T13:49:50+00:00
- [Gargoyle Butts and Healthy Butts - The Morning Blitz 5-19-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/gargoyle-butts-and-healthy-butts-the-morning-blitz-5-19-26) — 2026-05-19T13:47:05+00:00
- [Sonic Temple Recap and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-18-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/sonic-temple-recap-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-5-18-26) — 2026-05-18T14:02:21+00:00
- [Rain Rot and Sonic Temple - The Morning Blitz 5-15-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/rain-rot-and-sonic-temple-the-morning-blitz-5-15-26) — 2026-05-15T13:49:47+00:00
- [Sonic Temple and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-14-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/sonic-temple-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-5-14-26) — 2026-05-14T13:48:12+00:00
- [Car Ranch and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-13-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/car-ranch-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-5-13-26) — 2026-05-13T14:02:18+00:00
- [The Worst Fans and Jimmy Buffet Maxxing - The Morning Blitz 5-12-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/the-worst-fans-and-jimmy-buffet-maxxing-the-morning-blitz-5-12-26) — 2026-05-12T13:56:42+00:00
- [Kelly's Back and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-11-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/kelly-s-back-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-5-11-26) — 2026-05-11T14:13:01+00:00
- [Pranking Mom and Ian Bagg - The Morning Blitz 5-8-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/pranking-mom-and-ian-bagg-the-morning-blitz-5-8-26) — 2026-05-08T13:49:00+00:00
- [No Men For 24 Hours and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-7-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/no-men-for-24-hours-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-5-7-26) — 2026-05-07T13:52:23+00:00
- [Women Gone For 24 Hours and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-6-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/women-gone-for-24-hours-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-5-6-26) — 2026-05-06T13:50:36+00:00
- [Breakfast Soup and Dumb Men - The Morning Blitz 5-5-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/breakfast-soup-and-dumb-men-the-morning-blitz-5-5-26) — 2026-05-05T13:54:37+00:00
- [Spirit Airlines and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-4-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/spirit-airlines-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-5-4-26) — 2026-05-04T13:52:05+00:00
- [Steed Or Weed and Principal Assenheimer - The Morning Blitz 5-1-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/steed-or-weed-and-principal-assenheimer-the-morning-blitz-5-1-26) — 2026-05-01T13:48:08+00:00
- [The Poop Song and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-30-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/the-poop-song-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-4-30-26) — 2026-04-30T13:51:39+00:00
- [Everybody Is Psychic and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-29-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/everybody-is-psychic-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-4-29-26) — 2026-04-29T13:59:41+00:00
- [Stoned Monks and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 4-28-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/stoned-monks-and-taste-test-tuesday-the-morning-blitz-4-28-26) — 2026-04-28T13:47:41+00:00
- [White House Dinner Shooting and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-27-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/white-house-dinner-shooting-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-4-27-26) — 2026-04-27T13:54:29+00:00
- [Wake N Bake and Alternate Coachella - The Morning Blitz 4-24-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/wake-n-bake-and-alternate-coachella-the-morning-blitz-4-24-26) — 2026-04-24T13:59:52+00:00
- [Frank Caliendo and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-23-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/frank-caliendo-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-4-23-26) — 2026-04-23T14:02:05+00:00
- [Cocaine Fish and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-22-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/cocaine-fish-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-4-22-26) — 2026-04-22T13:49:57+00:00
- [Self Enforced Rules and Time Warp - The Morning Blitz 4-21-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/self-enforced-rules-and-time-warp-the-morning-blitz-4-21-26) — 2026-04-21T13:49:57+00:00
- [Misheard Lyrics and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-20-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/misheard-lyrics-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-4-20-26) — 2026-04-20T14:05:20+00:00
- [A Great Poopy Career and the Mythical Coin Of Destiny - The Morning Blitz 4-17-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/a-great-poopy-career-and-the-mythical-coin-of-destiny-the-morning-blitz-4-17-26) — 2026-04-17T14:04:02+00:00
- [131 MPH and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-16-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/131-mph-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-4-16-26) — 2026-04-16T14:12:04+00:00
- [Weed Breathalyzer and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-15-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/weed-breathalyzer-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-4-15-26) — 2026-04-15T14:37:09+00:00
- [Digital Detox and A.I. Jesus - The Morning Blitz 4-14-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/digital-detox-and-a-i-jesus-the-morning-blitz-4-14-26) — 2026-04-14T13:51:57+00:00
- [Secret Sound and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 4-13-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/secret-sound-and-gummy-thoughts-the-morning-blitz-4-13-26) — 2026-04-13T13:56:07+00:00
- [Bobaflex and Warning Labels - The Morning Blitz 4-10-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/bobaflex-and-warning-labels-the-morning-blitz-4-10-26) — 2026-04-10T14:03:04+00:00
- [Self-Medicating and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 4-9-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/self-medicating-and-f-my-life-the-morning-blitz-4-9-26) — 2026-04-09T13:52:58+00:00
- [Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 4-8-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/blitz-therapy-and-fesshole-the-morning-blitz-4-8-26) — 2026-04-08T13:51:35+00:00
- [Ozempic Divorce and a Penis Parade - The Morning Blitz 4-7-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-morning-blitz-6702230/ozempic-divorce-and-a-penis-parade-the-morning-blitz-4-7-26) — 2026-04-07T13:59:59+00:00

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