# 12/26/2025 - We're Just Here So We Don't Get Fined

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Podcast: [The Menacing Millennials](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-menacing-millennials-6583325)
Published: 2025-12-27T03:43:38+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/menacingpodcast/episodes/12262025---Were-Just-Here-So-We-Dont-Get-Fined-e3crlbj
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Duration seconds: 2064

## Resource

Welcome to the Menacing Millennials Podcast, where we expertly blend the art of sarcasm with the science of confusion. Join Russ, Brent, and Jon as they navigate the murky waters of holiday cheer, questionable sports knowledge, and the eternal debate over whether a Ford Mustang is a car or a horse. Spoiler alert: it's both, and it poops on the 50-yard line. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, eye rolls, and the occasional existential crisis.

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