# 01/16/2026 - A Thin Napkin

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Podcast: [The Menacing Millennials](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-menacing-millennials-6583325)
Published: 2026-01-16T12:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/menacingpodcast/episodes/01162026---A-Thin-Napkin-e3dnnkg
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## Resource

Join Russ and Brent as they tackle the world's most pressing issues: the scandalous inadequacy of ice cream parlor napkins and the existential crisis of sock alignment. Tune in for a deep dive into the mysteries of adulting, where tying shoes is an Olympic sport and light-up shoes are the pinnacle of fashion. Warning: Listening may cause spontaneous laughter and a sudden urge to protest for thicker napkins. #FirstWorldProblems

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