# 01/08/2026 - The Librarians

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Podcast: [The Menacing Millennials](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-menacing-millennials-6583325)
Published: 2026-01-08T12:01:51+00:00
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## Resource

Welcome to the Menacing Millennials Podcast, where we bring you the hard-hitting truth about libraries, librarians, and the secret society of bookkeepers. Join Russ and Brent as they navigate the treacherous waters of library card politics, the art of signing autographs on random books, and the existential crisis of deep-fried butter. Tune in for a rollercoaster of sarcasm, wit, and the occasional conspiracy theory about the Statue of Liberty's true identity. Don't miss out on the laughs, or the chance to question everything you thought you knew about libraries!

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