# RETURN OF THE PAT

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Podcast: [The Mean Time](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-mean-time-7608374)
Published: 2025-12-13T02:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://idobi.com/podcast-show/the-mean-time/
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## Resource

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