# PAT BREAKS JARED

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Podcast: [The Mean Time](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-mean-time-7608374)
Published: 2026-03-27T22:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://idobi.com/podcast-show/the-mean-time/
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(Patreon Shoutout is at 14:45) Well it finally happened. Pat set a swift pace that Jared just couldn't match. Audio listeners I want you to genuinely describe what you think Pat looks like from context clues alone. May God have mercy on your souls. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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