# Mongo the Chimpfluencer Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-luke-and-pete-show-1120078/mongo-the-chimpfluencer Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-luke-and-pete-show-1120078/mongo-the-chimpfluencer.md Podcast: [The Luke and Pete Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-luke-and-pete-show-1120078) Published: 2026-03-12T05:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/lukeandpete/episodes/mongo-the-chimpfluencer Audio file: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/lukeandpete/e/69aaed97f6d1583bb8ce5a96/media.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-luke-and-pete-show-1120078/episodes/mongo-the-chimpfluencer Duration seconds: 1849 ## Resource Cryptids. Ever heard of them? Well, they get everywhere. Including Hartlepool, it turns out. Today’s edition of the Luke and Pete show moves from the cryptozoological to the regular kind of zoological when chimpanzees become the focus of the discussion. Trigger warning: includes details of a brutal real-life chimp attack. This is not one for the squeamish. But there’s a nice chaser in store: Pete’s “sexy” MSN pranks. Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com . The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-luke-and-pete-show-1120078/episodes/mongo-the-chimpfluencer/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-luke-and-pete-show-1120078/mongo-the-chimpfluencer.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.