# Leave the Tortoise Alone

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Podcast: [The Luke and Pete Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-luke-and-pete-show-1120078)
Published: 2026-04-16T04:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/lukeandpete/episodes/leave-the-tortoise-alone
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Duration seconds: 1749

## Resource

Mr Donaldson's about to turn 45 and frankly Luke is shocked he made it this far. Before the big day, though, he’s off to WrestleMania in Vegas. Fingers crossed he runs into Kash Patel. Today’s show is an animal-heavy one, as Luke and Pete exchange stories about well-endowed donkeys and investigate recent happenings surrounding the world’s oldest land animal, Jonathan the Tortoise. The late, great Harambe gets a mention, too. Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com . The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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