# I Watched The Terrible Jonas Brothers Christmas Movie So You Don't Have To

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Podcast: [The Lizard Review](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-lizard-review-6850245)
Published: 2025-11-21T15:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://thelizardreview.substack.com/p/i-watched-the-terrible-jonas-brothers
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