# Cosmo Queen Of Melrose Puts The Fun in Disfunction On The Kelly Mantle Show!

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Podcast: [The Kelly Mantle Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-kelly-mantle-show-7127169)
Published: 2026-05-06T07:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://pdst.fm/e/mgln.ai/e/135/verifi.podscribe.com/rss/p/tracking.swap.fm/track/i7NUCPwi3tJP053nG6mP/traffic.megaphone.fm/STU2620429320.mp3?updated=1778023962
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Cosmo and Kelly take a trip down memory lane! They go back back back to the sex drugs and rock-n-roll days! They talk about Cosmo's journey from Harlem to LA! Growing up in the mob! Going from Catholic to Jehova's Witness! And the NYC storefront that inspired her storefronts today! That time she cut off a woman's ear! The party that lasted a year! Chyna! Kelly's mob boyfriend! And swinging from chandeliers! Cosmo also spills the tea on her fabulous clientele full of celebrities! And so much more! Kelly IG: @kellymantle Kelly TikTok: @thekellymantle Cosmo IG: @QueenOfMelrose Cosmo TikTok: @Cosmo_Queen_Of_Melrose John Mark IG: @johnmarkcreative Buy Kelly Mantle Merch! https://kellymantle.myshopify.com/ Join the Kelly Mantle Patreon https://www.patreon.com/cw/KellyMantle #kellymantle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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