# Getting broken up with during s*x?! Eshaan Akbar is neither ripped nor hung -  The Kat Baker Show ep.56

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Podcast: [The Kat Baker Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-kat-baker-show-6713744)
Published: 2025-07-10T16:44:29+00:00
Episode link: https://rss.com/podcasts/thekatbakershow/2109067
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Duration seconds: 3669

## Resource

Today, comedian Eshaan Akbar joins the Kat Baker show podcast for a hilarious episode. We discuss losing our v*rginities, doing it with your mum or dad, my downfall from PHD to p0rn and Eshaan's downfall from banker to comedian. 0:00 intro 2:03 has Eshaan done p*rn? 3:30 he got broken up with during s*x?! 6:00 our jobs before comedy 8:55 Eshaan was a bollywood dancer? 14:00 snapping your banjo 20:00 pork vs alcohol 23:40 my darkest confession 26:00 have we been nonced? 29:30 my life as a slag at uni 40:00 Was my PhD a waste of time? 44:00 answering fan problems 56:30 the worst would you rather www.katbaker.co.uk

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