# Ep 317: You Go Gurt

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Podcast: [The Judgies](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-judgies-1263299)
Published: 2026-07-06T07:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 6554

## Resource

In this episode, we talk about: a sensory deprivation pod experience gone WRONG, someone who was gifted a lot of money, an illegal yogurt collection, a listener that had a friend breakup after a party, and a man who doesn't clean his shower. We also go over some Muppet Movie Recasts in this week's Circle Jurdge! Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun and cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Judgies Merch is Available HERE! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://judgiespod.myspreadshop.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 8:10 Diarrhea-ing in the Tank 19:03 Gifted Lots of Money 31:48 Illegal Yogurt Collection 44:48 Break 44:56 CJ: Muppet Movie Takeover 1:03:28 LS Sound 1:07:41 LS Story 1:20:21 Man's Grey Shower 1:36:07 Mail Time 1:43:59 Outro Story Links: Diarrhea in sensory deprivation tank I’m being gifted a lot of money. Should I tell my boyfriend? AITA for Throwing Away my Boyfriend'…

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