# BONUS: These Breakup Reasons Are So Petty... They're Almost Genius

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Podcast: [The Jubal Show ON DEMAND](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-jubal-show-on-demand-2292240)
Published: 2026-07-28T18:12:36+00:00
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Duration seconds: 434

## Resource

Would you end a relationship over the way someone talks, sleeps, or even uses a microwave? You might be surprised how many people have. In this hilarious discussion, The Jubal Show dives into the most ridiculous breakup deal-breakers listeners have ever admitted—from bizarre habits to oddly specific pet peeves that were impossible to ignore. Some will have you laughing, while others might make you rethink your own relationship "red flags." Listen now to hear the funniest, pettiest, and most relatable breakup stories. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here… ➡︎  https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎  https://thejubalshow.com   Instagram ➡︎  https://instagram.com/thejubalshow   X/Twitter ➡︎  https://twitter.com/thejubalshow   Tiktok ➡︎  https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show Facebook ➡︎  https://facebook.com/thejubalshow   YouTube ➡︎  https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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