# Secretary of Duck & Cover

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Podcast: [The Joint Sermons](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-joint-sermons-6595894)
Published: 2026-03-11T08:15:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thejointsermons/episodes/Secretary-of-Duck--Cover-e3g81lh
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Duration seconds: 1926

## Resource

On the 100th episode of The Joint Sermons Podcast, Juan and Doc Jeezy mark the milestone the only way they know how: by roasting the headlines and each other. The guys take aim at the newly crowned Secretary of Duck and Cover, question why China seems to have its act together a little more than the United States right now, and wander into a conversation about America’s habit of getting involved in wars.

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