# Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

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Podcast: [The Joint Sermons](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-joint-sermons-6595894)
Published: 2026-06-10T17:32:54+00:00
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## Resource

We take a flamethrower to modern stupidity and discover that being loud has somehow replaced being right.

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