# March 2, 2026 Emergency Episode: Atlassian's Collapse?

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Podcast: [The Jira Life](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-jira-life-6424449)
Published: 2026-03-07T13:50:04+00:00
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## Resource

In this emergency episode, Alex and King Bob talk about the upcoming closing of the Austin and Manila Atlassian offices, the current performance of Atlassian's stock and whether storm clouds are ahead for Atlassian.

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