# DUKE IS THE DOOKIEST BUTT

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Podcast: [The Jenkins & Jonez Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-jenkins-jonez-podcast-3556)
Published: 2026-03-30T13:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://omny.fm/shows/the-jenkins-jonez-podcast-1/duke-is-the-dookiest-butt
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## Resource

A high-energy debate on the impact of electronic replay systems in baseball and the shifting landscape of professional sports franchises. The hosts navigate everything from the 'electric' nature of modern umpiring to the potential for NBA expansion in Seattle and Las Vegas.

## Highlights
- Main idea: Electronic replay in baseball is increasing game intensity despite removing some catcher artistry
- Practical takeaway: Modernizing officiating can prevent wayward calls without destroying the game's flow
- Failure mode: Over-reliance on technology can strip away the 'human element' that defines sports traditions
- Main idea: The potential return of professional basketball to Seattle represents a massive shift in league dynamics
- Lesson: Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to stop trying to force a solution

## Topics

Major League Baseball, NBA Expansion, Sports Officiating, Mental Health, Professional Basketball, Pop Culture, Comedy, Sports Technology

## Chapters
- 1:00 — The Psychology of the 20s: A brief reflection on the mental health challenges and burnout associated with early career years.
- 8:20 — Distribution and Logistics: A comedic tangent regarding the difficulty of getting snack distribution into local grocery stores.
- 15:40 — The Marzipan Mystery: A discussion on unfamiliar flavors and the linguistic confusion of almond-based sweets.
- 30:20 — NBA Expansion and Seattle: Analyzing the excitement surrounding the potential for new NBA teams in Seattle and Las Vegas.
- 45:10 — The Electric Era of MLB Umpiring: Evaluating how instant replay and electronic challenges are changing the rhythm of baseball.
- 52:40 — Deep or Fake Deep: The hosts debate whether certain philosophical observations are profound or merely superficial.
- 1:29:20 — LA Wildlife Encounters: A look at the presence of coyotes in the Los Angeles and Long Beach storm drain systems.

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