# Texts Gone Wrong, Artemis II & Kids House Rules

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Podcast: [The Jann Arden Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-jann-arden-podcast-1196964)
Published: 2026-04-17T21:08:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.jannardenpod.com/texts-gone-wrong/
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## Resource

Jann, Caitlin, and Sarah discuss a range of topics from texting mishaps to the recent Artemis II mission and Justin Bieber's emotional performance at Coachella, highlighting his journey of healing and connection with fans. They then transition into a light-hearted discussion about childhood house rules, sharing personal anecdotes and cultural differences in upbringing. Join Jann Arden, Caitlin Green, and Sarah Burke at their upcoming live podcast taping in Toronto on May 5th as part of the ⁠Departure Festival + Conference⁠ — a multi-day celebration of music, film, and media, the first week of May in Toronto. 🎙️ Live Podcast Recording 🗓️ May 5, 2026 📍 Jane Mallett Theatre | St. Lawrence Centre for the Arts ON SALE NOW! ⁠https://www.ticketmaster.ca/event/10006474E4535C04⁠ Special guest Arlene Dickinson will join the show May 5th, read her substack: https://arlenedickinson.substack.com/ #ASKJANN - want some life advice from Jann? Send in a story with a DM or on our website. Leave us a voicenote! ⁠⁠www.jannardenpod.com/voicemail/⁠⁠⁠ Get access to bonus content and more on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/JannArdenPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Connect with us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.jannardenpod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.instagram.com/jannardenpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.facebook.com/jannardenpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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