# Back to School for Secrets of Strixhaven - Cube Review || The Jank Tank Ep. 65

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Podcast: [The Jank Tank](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-jank-tank-6405131)
Published: 2026-05-04T00:38:56+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/timothy-adamm-zaccagnino/episodes/Back-to-School-for-Secrets-of-Strixhaven---Cube-Review--The-Jank-Tank-Ep--65-e3ir9en
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Duration seconds: 9275

## Resource

Find our Discord server here: https://discord.gg/RFYhasUuXHFind us on Twitter @JankDiverGamingCheck out Teld streaming at twitch.tv/TeldTalksYou can find Daneelius's Peasant All-Stars Cube here: https://cubecobra.com/cube/about/DaneeliusPeasantAllStars?view=primer Secret's out: Strixhaven's looking pretty hot this second time around, full of interesting mechanics, clever card designs, and a bunch of stuff Tim didn't read properly. Show Note:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XGm1v8x2I8J0in5YDbfjLeODuCubfqv_L_uJEzadju0/edit?usp=sharing

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