# Carnival Cruise Line will Kill you and Feed you to Wild Lizards (Allegedly) w/ Bird from TLE: Ep. 496

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Podcast: [The J. Burden Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-j-burden-show-5462215)
Published: 2026-06-08T12:00:03+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3999

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