# Episode 309 - The most ridiculous episode yet! Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-houseplant-coach-3350890/episode-309-the-most-ridiculous-episode-yet Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-houseplant-coach-3350890/episode-309-the-most-ridiculous-episode-yet.md Podcast: [The Houseplant Coach](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-houseplant-coach-3350890) Published: 2026-02-03T05:11:34+00:00 Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-309-the-most-ridiculous-episode-yet--69754754 Audio file: https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69754754/podcast_1770092618.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-houseplant-coach-3350890/episodes/episode-309-the-most-ridiculous-episode-yet Duration seconds: 2513 ## Resource Cabbage water pH testing and grain-urine pregnancy tests today, folks! WTF, you ask? ME TOO. 🤣 ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-houseplant-coach-3350890/episodes/episode-309-the-most-ridiculous-episode-yet/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-houseplant-coach-3350890/episode-309-the-most-ridiculous-episode-yet.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.