# Episode 295 - Time is fake, but timing is everything.

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Podcast: [The Houseplant Coach](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-houseplant-coach-3350890)
Published: 2025-11-03T06:17:36+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3816

## Resource

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