# 311 - "If you're late, you get the bent sword"

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Podcast: [The Hot Tub Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-hot-tub-podcast-6279364)
Published: 2026-03-25T07:00:04+00:00
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Duration seconds: 2760

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