# 308 - "Why, Iron Crotch?! WHY?!" Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-hot-tub-podcast-6279364/308-why-iron-crotch-why Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-hot-tub-podcast-6279364/308-why-iron-crotch-why.md Podcast: [The Hot Tub Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-hot-tub-podcast-6279364) Published: 2026-03-13T07:00:03+00:00 Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/308-why-iron-crotch-why--70609555 Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70609555/episode_308.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-hot-tub-podcast-6279364/episodes/308-why-iron-crotch-why Duration seconds: 2925 ## Resource Mauler looks up to his sister-in-law because of how good she is at ghosting, Rush accidentally forgot to go to his senior year of high school, Jenni is not interested in Joe Jonas' sandy birthday cake, and Brady gets paid moola to be Mauler's swimming lesson doula. Love the podcast? Leave us a review! ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-hot-tub-podcast-6279364/episodes/308-why-iron-crotch-why/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-hot-tub-podcast-6279364/308-why-iron-crotch-why.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.