# #312- Slingshots to Blowguns: The Worst Self-Defense Ideas Debunked

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Podcast: [The GUNS Magazine Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-guns-magazine-podcast-98523)
Published: 2025-12-05T14:05:00+00:00
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## Resource

In this episode of the Guns Podcast, host Brent Wheat and co-host Roy Huntington tackle the absurd and often dangerous world of gimmick self-defense weapons. Sparked by a ridiculous advertisement for a "tactical" laser-sighted slingshot, the duo dives into a laundry list of bad ideas, ranging from bows and arrows to flare guns and blowguns. With decades of law enforcement experience between them, they explain exactly why these items should remain toys rather than life-saving tools. However, it's not all about what doesn't work. Brent and Roy pivot to discussing "Plan B" options that actually have merit when a firearm isn't available or appropriate. They explore the practical applications of black powder revolvers, the surprising effectiveness of a sturdy walking cane, and the realities of carrying a knife for defense. They also provide a nuanced look at pepper spray, discussing its tactical advantages and the inevitable reality of cross-contamination. Finally, the conversation covers the concept of the "Use of Force Continuum." The hosts discuss how intermediate tools like expandable batons or pepper spray can de-escalate situations before lethal force becomes necessary. Whether you are looking to validate your skepticism about mall-ninja gear or find a legitimate backup defensive tool, this episode offers a blend of humor and hard-earned street wisdom. Takeaways Slingshots and blowguns are recreational toys, not viable self-defense tools, regardless of laser sights or marketing claims. While bows and crossbows are lethal, they are impractical for self-defense due to size and reload speed compared to modern options. Flare guns are designed for signaling, not stopping threats, and often fail to penetrate or incapacitate effectively. A sturdy walking cane is an excellent…

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