# I'm Not Ready, I Swear

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Podcast: [The Gnarly Gnome: All The Podcasts](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-gnarly-gnome-all-the-podcasts-6378115)
Published: 2025-11-14T20:08:21+00:00
Episode link: https://thegnarlygnome.com/2025/11/twp-287/
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## Resource

It feels like I might be trying to convince myself as much as I am trying to convince you, but as the weather changes and gets very “seasonal” this week, it changes how I feel about drinking, and what I’m drinking. So while I’m certainly NOT ready for that time of year, I MIGHT be ready for drinking like it’s that time of year. To celebrate, we don’t just knock back some Sam Adams Utopias, we also mix and blend it into something unique, new… and yet maybe exactly like Utopias already is. It’s all very confusing. Huge thanks to Cincinnati’s Christkindlmarkt and the Holiday Beer Extravaganza for sponsoring this week’s episode and making it happen. Make sure you clear your calendar for a live episode of Drinking With The Gnome from the event on Black Friday, 2025! This show, and none of the stuff that I make would be possible without people like you – huge shoutout to all the Gnomies for helping me make this happen! If you want to become a Gnomie, head to https://www.TheGnarlyGnome.com/support to do it! https://www.youtube.com/live/2trWwEVTlAQ?si=C3NlZ7qfYKioQXl_

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