# X-RATED: WHOOP told me he was masturbating?!

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Podcast: [The Girls Bathroom](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-girls-bathroom-558027)
Published: 2026-01-28T00:01:00+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/thegirlsbathroom/episodes/x-rated-whoop-told-me-he-was-masturbating
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Duration seconds: 3121

## Resource

The girls debate Twilight loyalties, crown the bush as vintage chic, and unpack listener dilemmas, from threesomes to surprise belfies (yes, bum selfies). Plus, one Sarah finds out some very interesting information through her partner’s Whoop! And lo and behold, we have a vibrator success story. Hurrah! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroom Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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