# Flat, Weak and Embarrassing | Newcastle United 1-2 Bournemouth | Match Reaction Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-gallowgateshots-podcast-1114737/flat-weak-and-embarrassing-newcastle-united-1-2-bournemouth-match-reaction Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-gallowgateshots-podcast-1114737/flat-weak-and-embarrassing-newcastle-united-1-2-bournemouth-match-reaction.md Podcast: [The GallowgateShots Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-gallowgateshots-podcast-1114737) Published: 2026-04-18T19:03:00+00:00 Episode link: https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/COMG8286808757.mp3?updated=1776539591 Audio file: https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/COMG8286808757.mp3?updated=1776539591 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-gallowgateshots-podcast-1114737/episodes/flat-weak-and-embarrassing-newcastle-united-1-2-bournemouth-match-reaction Duration seconds: 2293 ## Resource Kris and Iain are back to break down a horrendous performance as Newcastle United fall to a 1-2 defeat against Bournemouth at St. James’ Park. From lacklustre defending to missed opportunities, nothing is off the table in this honest and passionate match reaction. Where did it all go wrong? And what needs to change? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-gallowgateshots-podcast-1114737/episodes/flat-weak-and-embarrassing-newcastle-united-1-2-bournemouth-match-reaction/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-gallowgateshots-podcast-1114737/flat-weak-and-embarrassing-newcastle-united-1-2-bournemouth-match-reaction.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.